The boys and I were in church this morning. During the Gospel Wy started holding up his arms to me and making little mewling noises. I picked him up and held him so he was straddling my waist. He hugged me tight. I hugged him tight right back. He hugged me tighter. I hugged him back and we swayed a little. Then he started digging around in his crotch. I quietly asked him if he needed to go potty. He not so quietly said back to me "No! You are hurting my peee-nis!" I immediately put him down. The couple in the row behind us completely lost their composure. I saw them holding onto each other and the pew in order to be able to stand. There they stood, shaking with laughter. The man and his wife eventually had to sit down because they just couldn't recover. Then other folks behind us couldn't keep up with their desperate attempts at not laughing. The back 4 rows were full of snorts, odd gasps and weird grunts...You know those indescribable noises people make when their attempts at not laughing end in indescribable noises?
Yeah. That was us.
I was mortified after church when I talked to some friends of ours: I said "You heard that?" and he replied "WHO DIDN'T?"
Words to live by
If it is to be, it is up to me.
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