John's beard

Jack: Daddy, what do you do with your beard?
John: When, buddy?
Jack: When you cut it off.
John: Well, I throw it away.
Jack: (Alarmed.) WHY!?
John: Who would want my beard?
Jack: (Obviously upset.) I DO!
John: (Confused.) What would you do with it?
Jack: (Sobbing.) Put it on my face!
John: Oh, buddy...