Everybody Doesn't Like Me!
Wy was sent to his room this evening. I told him he could sit on his bed, Jack and I would be up at bedtime (about 30 minutes). I went downstairs to work on the blog and heard Wy begin SOBBING "NOOObody likes me! Everybody hates me!" I nearly shouted that he could eat worms, but I swallowed it. The he hollers "EVERYBODY DOESN'T LIKE ME!"
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The other night, Wyatt was playing when I noticed a very distinct odor in the air. I asked the child if he had pooped his pants. He said no.
I asked a second time, because the odor was very distinct. Again, he said, "No."
I walked over to check and found that he had answered incorrectly. So, like a dummy, I said, "Well someone pooped your pants. Who did it?
Wyatt's answer (without even batting his eyes) was, "The Poop Fairy."
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